classy

nick nolte shuffled into our mix last night. wearing a white fedora hat and full black suit. his hair dyed black. he walked with a cane. his chosen arm candy propped neatly at his side.

but he looked almost feeble. and bloated. and like he needed a nap. or rehab.

he leaned on the bar. ordered a couple of overpriced drinks. and left a 50 cent tip.

his overly excited lady friend was overheard asking: "why don't you date actresses?"
nick responded casually, with confidence: "because there's too much acting involved."

whatever that means.